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*joking* kekekeekekek.. darn.. I'm broke.. spell B.R.O.K.E.. i need money.. no, lemme rephrase.. I'm desperately in need of money.. its been a bad month for me so far.. am facing my worst drought.. financially. Am behind on a couple of pay offs. This is bad.. Its all down to bad timing. I always had a financial plan at every start of month. For this month, I got everything pre planned as well but i fucked up. Had my 'outgoings' and 'incomings' carefully outlined but here I am.. thinking of a solution to get out of this messy drought.. I guess.. luck isnt on my side.. at least for now.. or maybe i'm too optimistic when planning.. i know.. i know.. there're drawbacks which i oversaw.. big mistake !! wrong move buddy..! wham..! bamm.! smack dab right in the face.. Note to self - The sky isnt always bright.. bring extra underwear. Am trying to make myself feel better here with this entry.. Hope all goes well.. daaa..

Would have typed in more but i'm just too sleepy. Maybe next time.

Where do babies come from?

This answers the most difficult questions for parents by their child. Teach em at an earlier age. Hehe.. found it on the net.. enjoy, people..

Where do babies come from? Here's a pictorial guide. Meet "Father" and "Mother".. They wanna have babies.. To have babies.. u gotta 'make' em.. Here's how..

First of all.. Get Naked..!~ To make babies.. 2 people - literally, needs to engage in Sexual Intercourse and wat better way to do it than in your birthday suit.
Father, "Baby, I love you"
Mother, "I love you to, stud"... and then they kiss.. and make out and hug each other and started to grab each other here and there.. making each other aroused.. notice the erection of the "Father's" penis.. that means he's aroused now.. Now that they're both aroused.. What do they do next?

They position themselves for intercourse. There're many positions to engage in sexual intercourse. You can do it standing up, sitting down, upside down, flying, etc.. and also while eating, while watching tv, while doing your work.. it depends on your creativity. Oh wait.. lets get back to the topic on where do babies come from.. The finale of this exercise is when the "Father" shoots his load.. i mean sperm into "Mother".. millions of sperm.. all battling each other to engage in their own sex act with "Mother's" egg.. heheeh.. and from there.. it'll grow into a baby.. and this is where "Mother" gets pregnant.. check out the next pic.

It'll take about 9 months till the baby is ready to be born and brought to the world.. "Mother" or mums generally goes thru hard times during pregnancy. So, people, love your mother and appreciate her while she's still around for you. The greatest love in this world is the love of a mother to her kids. Now now people.. dun cry.. owh and err.. dun forget ur father too.. if not for him (bioligically), you wont be around reading this.. haha.. now back to the story. "Father" gives "Mother" his utmost attention and shows support in the hardship of pregnancy each time tending to his beloved "Mother" counting the days till labour..

When its time for the baby to be born.. "Father" brings "Mother" to a clinic.
"Father" brings "Mother" to clinic, doctor sees money coming in.. and also get to see people's wife's pussy.. haha.. check out the perverted face of the doctor checking the wife out..

In case u dunno.. babies come out from where they came in.. haha.. well, there isnt any other way is there? Unless of course if mums need to go thru caesarean process where the baby comes out of the 'window' rather than the 'door'.. hehehe..
Guys, our mums went thru life taking pains in the process of giving birth to us.. some dun even make it to see their newborn.. cherish your mums, people.. show them that u love them..

See what i meant.. See how "Mother" holds her baby up.. "Mother" and "Father" looks so happy.. Doctor is also happy and can see "Mother" naked and also can see money coming in already.. haha..
With a baby.. or childrens, matter of factly.. Parents have big responsibilites on their shoulders in bringing their families thru thick and thin.
So guys, if ever we went against our parents, or we thought they did wrong to us, do remember that they did wat they gotta do and that they love us.. tho at times, if things got too far overboard, do the right thing and go to your nearest kin for help or advise. Dont be going around doing harm to yourself and resort to suicide. If you wanna die, die after your parents are dead. kekekeekek..

*cheers*

Late Night Tapau..

Makcik..! Fiat Coupe bungkus tiga, satu taknak turbo.. tambah satu wira.. cepat siket ye..!~

kehkhekhekehkehe..


post TT run.. short run actually.. was the last car at the start of the road.. basket.. Syah say wanna test with me.. but he tekan first with the 2 turbo coops.. so there i was.. trying hard to keep up.. all 3 cars *ahem* COUPES *ahem* ahead of me tekan kaw kaw.. come traffic light.. the 3 coops got suckered in the slow moving cars.. kehkehekheke.. me too, but i managed to selit between cars and leave em for dust..

hehehehe..

on the way back.. also followed the same hyatt stretch but opposite direction.. at the traffic lights.. me - left lane, front row.. wira - right lane, front row... taxi - middle lane, front row.. wira and the taxi was already there when i reached the lights.. the wira, upon seeing me stopping at the lights.. gave me one stuck up look and started revving the engine.. the taxi.. moved in front a bit and block the guy's stare... he also rev rev making fun of the wira fella.. all the gloriuos music of the 1.3 megavalve screaming in the night.. me.. as usual la.. buat tak tau.. laughed it off..

lights go green.. wira went ahead first.. noticing that the wira is plain stock except for loud exhaust and skirts... i also tekan.. aiyohh.. 2nd gear sudah tinggal.. i thot evo engine or mivec... aaiihh.. wasted rm5 tekan first and second gear.. in my rear view mirror.. saw the taxi signalling to the left to stop.. i think sumthing broke becoz he rev too much.. hahahaah..

had a slow cruise back home.. and now i'm typing this.. naked..

mau mandi.. ciao..