Boring day today

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Nosey People

Nosey people pisses me off. Hey there nosey people, I don't give a fuck to wat u do and why should you give a fuck to what shit i do? Unless of course, if i decided to share it with you, then its a different story. Does all the shit i do seems too important to you? Don't you have anything better to do, like masturbating or give a shit about your own life you dumbfucks? Is it important for you to know what i was doing yesterday or the day before or maybe tomorrow? Am i in a test or something? Why are you nosey people taking scores to what i do and say? Am i too perfect for you dumbfucks and the only way to get back at me is by pointing out my ugly side and making a fuss about it instead of improving yourselves and giving a fuck about your own life? I'm sorry, is that too hard to understand? Let me put it short and sweet for your slow brains to understand.. Fuck off you nosey people. How's that?

And these came to mind..

Dumbwhore : So you were out of town yesterday huh?

Me : Hmm.. yeah..

Dumbwhore : Where'd you go? What'd you do?

Me : What the fuck do you care?

Dumbwhore : No. Really. Where'd you go? What'd you do?

Me : I know you worship me like i'm the greatest of all. I know i am but what the fuck do u care what i do yesterday? Buzz off. Go kill a duck or something. I'm busy.

Dumbwhore : ~!@#^&*(^&*)

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Little wanker : Hey man, nice car

Me : Oh. thanks

Little wanker : How're you man? Doing well huh?

Me : Surviving la.

Little wanker : So where're you working at? How much are you earning? You married yet?

Me : errr.. M*****. Pay is so so laa. Married? Not yet.

Little wanker : 2000+? 3000+? 4000+?

Me : Whut?

Little wanker : How much're you earning per month?

Me : Huh! Fuck you. Whut do you care?

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Me : Daayyymmm. I'm broke.

Farker : Ceh ceh ceh. Working edi. Big pay. Loaded. Also broke ah? I'm different. Still studying.

Me : Fuck, man. My car is sucking me dry this month. Car installment. Car repairs. Road tax summore this month. I need a sugar mummy.

Farker : Your dad paying for your car whaaat. Relex la bro.

Me : My dad? Fuck you! I sweat, shed tears, bleed, wanked and worked hard to buy the car la fucker. Fuck you!

Farker : Ok ok. Sorry. Installment how much? Road tax mahal ke? Spare parts mahal tak? Gaji berapa eh? Banyak spending ke tiap2 bulan?

Me : Huh. Sebok ah kao. Ok ah gua nk blah.

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Bitch : A*g ****d, ni taknak tapau ke? Esok bole bawak bekal.

Me : Huh? Whutever.

Bitch : Bila nak belanja makan pulak? Kita semua tunggu je.

Me : Never

Bitch : Awak ni kedekut la tau. Awak tengah kumpul duit ke? Awak nak buat pe eh?

Me : How i manage my finances, is none of your fucking business. Who are you to call me kedekut? Bitch!

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Wanker : Yo. Weekend buat pe?

Me : Busy.

Wanker : Buat apa la? Jom ah lepak.

Me : Busy. Working. Then going out of town.

Wanker : Habis pukul berapa? Nak pergi mana lepas tu la?

Me : 1. KL.

Wanker : Pergi KL buat pe?

Me : Jalan.

Wanker : Jalan mana?

Me : Midvalley.

Wanker : Foohh.. nak cari apa kt sana?

Me : Saje jalan.

Wanker : Tido mana?

Me : Rumah pakcik

Wanker : Berapa hari?

Me : 2.

Wanker : Pergi naik bas ke drive?

Me : Fly

Wanker : Tambang berapa eh? Flight pukul berapa?

Me : Dunno. 6.30.

Wanker : Balek jb pukul berapa? Malam nak tengok wayang?

Me : Dunno. Malas.

Wanker : Sampai KL ada orang ambik ke?

Me : Takde.

Wanker : Habis tu kao jalan macam mana?

Me : LRT

Wanker : LRT jauh ke dari rumah uncle kao?

Me : Dekat.

Wanker : Mana cap biru kao eh? Lama tak pakai.

Me : Ada. Malas pakai.

Wanker : Koyak ke?

Me : Tak.

Wanker : Habis tu? Apsal tak pakai?

Me : Malas. Nak ke topi tu?

Wanker : Tak la. Tanya je.

Me : Huh.. k ah. Nak blah. Chow.